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eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
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she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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