No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My vagina just recognized that song.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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