but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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