shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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