Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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