Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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