i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
