I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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