Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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