Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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