how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
