someone threw a dead crab at me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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