and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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