Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my phone needs a breathalizer
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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