He is an equal opportunity slut.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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