HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
where are my eyebrows?
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