I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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