I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
