i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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