Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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