we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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