this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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