i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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