He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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