Only a mothe r could love this liver
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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