No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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