Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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