after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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