Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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