Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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