Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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