butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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