better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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