What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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