is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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