pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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