Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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