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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse

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• (607): View more from New York

  haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.

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  we live in such a classy society.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"

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  At least you got your shooes

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?

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• (628): View more from California

  Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It will be interesting

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  Isn't that your life's motto?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3

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