and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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