Have you finally orgasmed yet?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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