Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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