how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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