Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Sext me about skeletons
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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