Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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