sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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