So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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