I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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