Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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