So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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