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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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