paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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