all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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