Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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