yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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