i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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