so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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