Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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