its not stalking. its research.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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