I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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